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Hello Blazers NFKRZ Here!
How are you guys doing today?
Welcome to a brand new video!
And actually.. are there any blazers here?
Are you guys still watching me because, I don't know ok?
because Pyrocynical revealed his face recently
and all the twitter fangirls of leafy changed their profile pictures to pyrocynical,
and you know
I've always been like kinda.. the third person on the line
of Tumblr worshiping of commentary channels.
So now Pyrocynical's double chin is the hottest thing
on the internet.
And I am more irrelevant than I have ever been in my fucking life
but tha-tha-thats fine.
*laughs and shows cat*
You see, even my cat doesn't want to be in my fucking videos
Alright who cares about that because today
I got a pretty interesting topic to talk about with you guys
you see, people on the internet on websites such as: YouTube
or Twitch is a very very common practice to show your significant others in videos or streams.
People very often make videos
with their girlfriends
Or their boyfriends
where they show their significant other
make some kind of a Q&A With them
or a would you rather with them
Or play a game with them or do a stupid yoga challenge
or do a stupid yoga challenge
or a stupid fucking strip challenge, or some shit like that
like that, so no it's fine whatever
so no, its fine whatever, its common everybody fucking does it
when everybody fucking does it
But there are a few people on Twitch and Youtube that
just go the extra mile
when it comes to making their relationship's public
and they make a fucking fool out of themselves
and make a complete joke out of themselves
and its just really really bad
and F-Fucking cringy to look at
Because you know what?
no matter how truthful you are
no matter how you know, real and honest
and just completely open to your subscribers
and your followers you are
you're still gonna have this little gap between your public life
and your personal life.
you know, the public life: everything is shown on twitter, YouTube, Twitch, whatever the fuck
the little gap between your personal life which is:
your parents, and your relationships and stuff that many people just don't wanna see
and when that kind of private stuff gets shown on YouTube
Normally It's-it's not positive
and it doesn't bring any benefit to anyone.
Today I wanna just discuss and maybe actually give some tips
to the people who make their fucking relationships too public on the internet
because it's a huge fucking issue
and many people are actually complete dumbasses
who make just complete fucking fools out of themselves
with this, and I wanna fucking fix that
because nobody likes to see that
Now I know what you guys are gonna say
you're gonna say:
"Ugh NFKRZ How can you give any fucking relationship advice to anybody you know
dude you probably lost your virginity fucking yesterday
and more [stroke] than that
your girlfriend is your fucking sister
and you do Incest with her every single day
Y-You Know you're just a fucking loser NFKRZ
and a complete fucking virgin for the end of your life"
and you know thats a fair point
but you know, I still feel like I am one of the 'person'
I'm one of the people on YouTube
who, did not, showed their girlfriend on their YouTube channel
but yet did not make a complete fucking joke out of their life right?
And I feel like I do a decent job of keeping
my private life and my public life at different levels you know
and yes people do joke about my girlfriend being my sister,
a fair amount you know?
but its not really my failure here,
its not really me to blame here
because you know, we just really fucking look a like
and you know thats just how it is and
I can't do much about it.
So once again if you just make a Q&A Video
or a would you rather video
or a one time thing with your girlfriend or boyfriend
its fine, absolutely, I just understand that right?
but sometimes its fucking ridiculous for example
people like Onision
are going to argue with their LEGAL WIFE
on twitter, in twitter fucking arguments
like.. I just don't fucking get it
like you're husband and wife you're like sitting in the same fucking room, beside eachother why don't you just have
a fucking argument and talk it out verbally
with each other, without fucking publicly exposing
this shit on the twitter.
I just imagine Onision and his wife Lainey
sitting on the fucking couch next to each other
and typing fucking Twitter insults to each other
like.. its literally the most depressing fucking thing ever.
so the first person I wanna talk about today
shows an example of a person who fucking publicizes
their relationships way to much is:
Gross Gore
and if you don't know who Gross Gore is
he's basically a Twitch streamer, a pretty popular Twitch streamer when it coems to League of Legends
now personally, I've never fucking watched his streams
Because League of Legends is just not my thing you know
I know that League of Legends is kinda like Dota 2
and my Russian friend tried to teach me Dota 2
and I was just playing Dota 2 and I was like this is like the most boring shit ever.
So you know, its fine if you like the game
But I just don't really get it
you know honestly I am just way to stupid for Dota
I am the kind of you know, Call Of Duty or Battlefield or CS:GO type player
*some failed Italian accent* You click mouse, you kill
Good Game
but anyway Gross Gore is a pretty big streamer he also makes YouTube videos sometimes
so the issue with Gross Gore is that
Basically this guy, at this point, has shown like 6 "girlfriends" that he has in his videos
and like, after a month of showing that video
that particular Girlfriend either cut him, or dump him, or some other bad stuff happen.
Gross Gore made a video like: oh this guy cut me with my girlfriend, fucking piece of shit, fuck this guy
GG: When Luke was staying over, over the new years time
he stayed in the same bed as my girlfriend
I streamed for 7 hours
and they were in bed for 7 hours, she had no bra on
and he laid in that bed and she says: "We were sleeping!"
Hey, I hope you watch it, and I hope you feel good
I hope you lose your Virginity to my ex-girlfriend you scumbag
-and its just absolutely fucking ridiculous
Now in this video, I don't really wanna hate on Gross Gore
and his personality because, you know what?
maybe, he honestly seems like a nice guy, you know
I actually haven't watched his streams, you know, I don't know much about him
so if he's a fucking pedo-rapist or some shit, don't fucking come screaming at me saying:
"THIS GUY IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SCUMBAG ON TWITCH-
*Satanic Russian stroke chant*
-HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM NICE NFKRS?!"
so you know he honestly seems like a kind of a nice guy
but the reason why I wanna make a video on him
is because... this guy is just fucking stupid.
because he lets women use him, over and over fucking again
gets cucked, over and over fucking again
and uploads it all to YouTube
and its fucking just absolutely, absolute fucking cringe
Gross Gore made this video called:
"IRL Q&A with Repunzel in America"
and he basically made this video in America
He flew to America, you know, to meet his new, "Internet Girlfriend"
or whatever and made a Q&A with them
GG: So Voilà, Hi, Meet Camera, Camera meet Repunzel.
GG: Hello :))
Repunzel: Hi
*Reaches for second base ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
GG: Wow *with a look of like he just fucking came*
GG: Alright, OK
Repunzel: Yes
GG: Yeah, there we go
There's a lot coming up she's like
*There's a lot coming up?*
GG: I mean yeah.
Repunzel: Yeah
GG: She's a bit shy on the camera though
Repunzel: No
GG: I'm shy on the camera
so now that was an absolute fucking train wreck
of a Q&A, but shortly afterwards
Gross Gore made yet another video which is called
"I'm getting a nose job. [no troll]"
(sigh)
GG: "Uh.. we met in real life, and there was nothing..
there was no chemistry, there was no love
There was nothing"
"I'm sick of it OK? I'm dead fucking serious I'm removing it.
its getting removed, I got a shit load of money
I'll fucking get it done professionaly
They won't fuck it up!"
so the whole point of the video is that basically
this girl that you know, huh...
Gross Gore flew to America for
Nothing Happened between them you know
there was no chemistry
it was just not working out you know
whatever you know
maybe that kind of happens sometimes
but the stupidest point of this video is
that Gross Gore says that
he will be getting a nose job on his nose because
he kinda has this nose situation
*Jew nose motion*
he is gonna be getting his nose job because
thats the thing that keeps him away from
genuine and real women that love him for himself
and yes, guess what, he did get a nose job
and the video for it, its something
GG: If there's something you want to change about yourself
go fucking change it
stop bitching, and go get it fucking done
Yes, what you guys have just seen
might be the most over dramatic video on the entirety of fucking YouTube
because I haven't seen this much hype and this much fucking excitement
and this much fucking amazement
about changing someone's "Oi Vei" nose situation
but you know thats fine right?
if he wants to change the way he looks
I'm all for that shit you know
j..j..just be yourself dude
and follow the dream son
and again, after that he made a video with his new "Girlfriend" which is called:
"I want you to meet someone|Q&A With her|Gross Gore
and once again its a Q&A With his new girlfriend or whatever
GG: Hi YouTube, Whats up guys
its Gross Gore here
and I want you to meet my lovely lady
Hi, this is uh.. uh... M'lady
She's been visiting me for the past 3 days
so now a Q&A video with the girl
and a month later this fucking happens:
Gross Gore makes a series of Tweets saying:
"Look guys we broke up, and we broke up because my girlfriend was fucking beating me while I was streaming"
Now Gross Gore dude I get you want to be open about your relationships
to your subscribers and followers
that kind of a sharing person right?
but can't you just make a tweet that says:
"we broke up"
Thats. Fucking. It.
do we really need to read the tweets that say:
"Uhh my girlfriend fucking beat me"
like.. *NFKRZ Is about to implode*
M'lady
GG: She's been visiting me for the past three days
yeah guys, he and his girlfriend have basically seen eachother for 3 fucking days
and he is making a Q&A Video saying that:
"uh Guys, this his My Lady here, this is my fucking bae right here!
OK? this is my fucking next fucking wife!
you pieces of shit
he does a fucking Q&A with her saying that
she's the next big thing
but they've been dating for 3 fucking days dude!
What The Fuck?!
the next thing that Gross Gore is gonna do is
he will go for a first date with a woman
and instantly make a fucking Q&A video About it
saying that:
Th-This girl is my fucking wife OK?
And then the next thing he is gonna do
Gross Gore is just gonna be walking down the street, and Gross Gore just sees a woman facing his direction.
He sees the woman just facing his direction on the street, and he's like-
Th-th-th
The exact same day, he's going to make a fucking Q&A
The next day
He's making a fucking Q&A saying: "Guys, a woman just looked at me on the street, that means that she's my next fucking wife"
people in your life way too easily and
you fucking date
a woman for three days and you
make a video with her showing
showing her to all your fucking subscribers
and all of your followers and then she
cucks you and its just really fucking
sad and people make even more fun of you
why do you do this I don't understand it
so no gross gore has become a bit of a
meme at this point because the amount of
people who fucking make fun of him for
the amount of bad relationships and you
know a lot of people fucking use them
people just making fun of him at this
point because people don't even feel bad
for this guy because he's done the same
fucking mistake so many times that he
just he just fucking brain dead at this point
like like you've been betrayed and lied
to and you made the same mistake so many
fucking times you do it over and over
and over and over again this is the
definition of fucking insanity like
yesterday brit ball made a video
about you know this last girlfriend of
gross gore cucking them once again and I
reply to it with worst life and guess
what gross gore liked the tweet so I
guess he does agree so right there's a
lot of people like that on YouTube who
exposed the relationships way too
fucking much right who talked about
every single fucking argument that
happens in their life right see I just
want to give some advice to gross gore
I guess like dude please just stop
letting people fucking use you and then
upload all that on fucking internet is
absolutely cringey and nobody wants to see
that do at least at least make a Q&A
with a girlfriend when you date her
for more than fucking two days because
by the time and made a Q&A with my
girlfriend had been dating her for
fucking year alright for years and I know
we've been in a long-distance
relationship and it's kind of a
different thing you know but still like
dude just have something more stable
relationship before you you know you
show your girlfriend's all your huge fanbase
on Twitter and Facebook and Twitch
and YouTube other fuck
just think about it dude you make a
complete fucking joke out of yourself
like I just feel bad for you like please
please stop
hey anyways guys thats pretty mcuh it for
this video fucking when soften this
one i was just trying to bring a point
that don't make your relationship such a
huge part of your channel to the point
where every single thing that happens in
your fucking love life you show to your
subscribers that's just that's just not
fucking right anyways guys
thats pretty much it for this video thank you so
much for watching it if you did enjoy
please make sure you slap that motherfucking
like on this video and i will see
you guys in the next one peeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaacaaaaaaaae
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